“Without the fear of arrest, I would probably punch three or four people a day…”

Once again, a fictional News Reporter somehow manages to hit the nail firmly on the head when it comes to knife crime in the United Kingdom – see the latest video from Jonathan Pie below!

“… because, love ’em or hate ’em, the Police are basically all that stands between relative safety and a fucking riot in Tesco Metro.”

Jonathan Pie – UK News Reporter

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