Armed Police are gathered outside a mad blokes house and a police negotiator is using a megaphone to talk to said mad bloke inside the house. Mad bloke is throwing his phones, tv’s and various items of furniture out though the window.
Negotiator: “All I want to do is help you!”
Mad Bloke: “Only one thing will help me – and that’s death!”
Negotiator: “Who’s Geoff?”
(Stifled giggles from Armed Police)