Picture the following scene.

Picture the following scene.

Armed Police are gathered outside a mad blokes house and a police negotiator is using a megaphone to talk to said mad bloke inside the house. Mad bloke is throwing his phones, tv’s and various items of furniture out though the window.

Negotiator: “All I want to do is help you!”

Mad Bloke: “Only one thing will help me – and that’s death!”

(Pause)

Negotiator: “Who’s Geoff?”

(Stifled giggles from Armed Police)