Patrolling on Halloween last year in the van I heard the following conversation on the radio:

Patrolling on Halloween last year in the van I heard the following conversation on the radio:

Control Room: Any unit to go to a report of robbery at such and such street. It’s just happened. The offender is wearing a vampire outfit.

Unit: I’m near – any description of the offender?

Control Room: Ummm… Long black cape, pointy teeth and a greasy haircut.