No Escape

No Escape

A man is driving his car on the motorway when suddenly he sees a police car loom up behind him in his mirror. He immediately puts his foot down, reaching 60 mph, then 90 mph then finally 120 mph! Finally the police car catches up with him and he is forced to pull over.

Officer: “Didn’t you see me in the mirror?”

Driver (sweating): “Yes I did.”

Officer: “So why did you speed up then?”

Driver (looking nervously into the police car): “Well officer, my wife ran off with a policeman a week ago… I thought you were bringing her back!”

Welcome to UK Cop Humour Guys and Girls!

Welcome to UK Cop Humour Guys and Girls!

Who’s going to be first to post a funny story then?

Hilarious tales of shifts, colleagues and MoPs are welcomed!*

*Just sanitise them first! 😉

Ladies and gents; welcome to the UK Cop Humour Page – with a big thank you to ‘Cop Humor’ for letting us use their idea and spell the title correctly! :-P

Ladies and gents; welcome to the UK Cop Humour Page – with a big thank you to ‘Cop Humor’ for letting us use their idea and spell the title correctly! 😛

Please feel free to post stories, pictures, news articles – anything that’s funny and relates to UK Policing.

Obviously – don’t offend anyone. Don’t get anyone into trouble. Don’t compromise yourself. Change names and locations if you have a funny story.

Above all – have a chuckle!!