I was carrying out Dock Duty at Paisley Sheriff Court – the accused was up for attempted murder for stabbing his ex partner and her husband. The prosecution were leading the female victim through her evidence.
She explained how she had got up, got dressed and left her flat to go to the shops. She said she saw her assailant when she went outside.
The prosecution then ask her; “So, where did he stab you?”
Her reply: (priceless), “OUTSIDE MY FLAT.”