One day I attended a call in relation to an uncontrollable dog in the quiet village I work in. My colleague and I pulled up in the street and parked our vehicle. As I walked into the garden and up the path I observed the complainant standing on his step and looking straight through me.

One day I attended a call in relation to an uncontrollable dog in the quiet village I work in. My colleague and I pulled up in the street and parked our vehicle. As I walked into the garden and up the path I observed the complainant standing on his step and looking straight through me.

He pointed behind me and asked; “Is that your car?” I turned around intending to give a sarcastic; “What? The one with ‘Police’ written on it?” – only to observe my VW Police van rolling down the hill at some speed.

I ran after it – all the while thinking – what am I ACTUALLY going to do?? I then had to watch as the said Police van went straight through a garden wall at the bottom of the street, coming to a rest in an old lady’s golf-green grass!

The Boss clearly didn’t believe that the handbrake had slipped on a brand new van we’d only had for two days as I was banned from driving for a month!

Please tell me I’m not the only one!?