Just WHEN will this sh*t stop? Where are some builders having breakfast? Where are the call centre workers in Greggs on their lunch break? Where are the retail workers in Costa?

Just WHEN will this sh*t stop? Where are some builders having breakfast? Where are the call centre workers in Greggs on their lunch break? Where are the retail workers in Costa?

Dear “The Sun” we KNOW you make up the bits about “a random member of the public said” because we can do it too. Look…

A random member of the public said, “Haven’t these piss poor journalists got any actual news to report? Do they actually get excited over this crap?”

Another horrified passer by informed us, “I haven’t bought The Sun for years. It’s not fit for toilet paper.”

Finally, Mr Smith, 86 years old, from nowhere in particular told us, “It’s funny how they’re so quick so try and knock the Police after the whole country were united with them last week. Maybe they were scared public opinion was creeping up. Bastards.”

The moral of this story? There isn’t one.

Bacon bap anyone?