I walked in from work today and my wife looked upset in a panic.

I walked in from work today and my wife looked upset in a panic.

“Our daughter’s been missing since 8 o’clock this morning,” she wept. “It’s 9pm now!”

“Quick, phone the police,” I said. “And throw me the car keys.”

“Call me if you find her,” she cried, as I walked out the door.

“Sure will,” I replied. “But I doubt she’s gonna turn up at Dave’s on poker night.”