I got pulled by a police officer on my way home from a fancy dress party last night.

I got pulled by a police officer on my way home from a fancy dress party last night.

He said “I have reason to believe that you’re hiding drugs. Are they in your glove compartment?”

“No of course not,” I said, popping it open.

“Well what about the trunk?”

“It’s just a costume,” I replied. “I’m not a real fucking elephant!”