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I was helping some of my Specials out with their development plans, and I was asked about the acronym ELBOWS – and if this answer was correct?

Suspicious Death, Penzance 20th April 2018
An investigation has been launched following the discovery of a body in Penzance late yesterday evening. Officers attended a property within Penare Road and located a body; Efforts are underway to identify the deceased. Following this, officers along with support from the Firearms Units and the Alliance Drone Unit, attended Netloft Court, Penzance where following […]
Police warning following East Devon burglaries 20th April 2018
Police in East Devon have issued a warning to the public following a number of burglaries in the area. An investigation is underway following six burglaries in the Sidmouth area since February, all of which have similar methods of entry. Detective Constable Matt Burnell, said: “Over the past two months there have been six dwelling […]
Man jailed for 26 years with two years extended licence 20th April 2018
A man from Crediton has today, Thursday 19 April, been jailed for 26 years with additional two years extended licence after being convicted of 16 non-recent sexual offences against children in Torquay, Crediton and out of force in Hampshire. Liam Clarke, aged 35, appeared before Exeter Crown Court for sentencing after being found guilty of […]
Robbery in Exeter 20th April 2018
Police are appealing for witnesses and anyone with information following a robbery in Exeter. The incident took place on York Road, Exeter on Friday 6 April at around 6am. The victim, a man in his 20s, was walking towards Exeter City Centre when he was approached by an unknown man who grabbed him and claimed […]
Three men sentenced following serious collision in Cornwall 20th April 2018
Three men have been sentenced at Truro Crown court following a serious collision in Cornwall in 2016. Paul Ince, aged 48, of Merrick Avenue, Preston, appeared on Tuesday 17 April and was handed a two year suspended sentence, 300 hours unpaid work, to pay £500 in costs and disqualified from holding a licence for three […]