Hey UKCH – one for your Irish colleagues?

Hey UKCH – one for your Irish colleagues?

Many many years ago, a Student Gardaí was inspecting a licensed premises with a far more senior colleague who had a fondness for the sauce.

As the young recruit was dutifully noting names of the patrons, he saw his colleague sampling a drop of whiskey at the bar whilst chatting up the barmaid.

Shocked, the recruit asks “Hey, John! What the f**k??”

John replies: “Oh, sorry son! What are you having?!”