Hey UKCH,

Hey UKCH,

Probationer on our team got a puncture earlier and we convinced her it was a Polac. We spoke to the Traffic Sergeant who played along and point to pointed her in a serious concerned voice.

He told her that she can’t drive any car – even her own – if she’s been involved in a Polac. He then asked her “Is it flat all the way around or just at the bottom?”

The Probie said “Just at the bottom” in an extremely hopeful voice – causing the whole room to roar in laughter…