One evening our patrol responded to a domestic in a rural village. I arrived to find the male throwing his wife’s belongings out an upstairs window. He refused us entry and negotiations eventually broke down so we forced our way in.
The male wasn’t best impressed with this and to cut a long story short took a canister of CS to bring under control. He was taken to the local nick where we was escorted straight to his cell. As he was only wearing a dressing gown we left him in the cell in his birthday suit.
The best part was yet to come however, as the cell door slammed shut he stood on his bed, and cupped his sweaty testicles while shouting, “Who’s man enough to suck on these!!”
Anybody who’s been gassed will testify water and CS are not a pleasant combination!!
The scream that followed still makes me chuckle now. Even better were his pleas to the custody Sgt for a shower.
As I walked out the charge suite I winked at the skipper and said,
“Go on Sarge, let him have a shower.”