I used to be the controller in a busy Division just outside Glasgow.
One night shift t, all was quiet, espec quiet in the nearby village where nothing ever happened after midnight.
But on this occasion, two pensioners disturbed two males stealing their 40′ flat-screen tv.
I immediately put the call over the airwaves to the local cops – “Two males disturbed… such and such street… stolen a 40′ plasma telly… more information to come.”
The cops raced out the office and shouted “Any description?”
I retorted – “If you see two guys running down the street with a 40′ plasma telly, try giving them a tug…?”