A colleague, fresh out of the box from Sandford in the county of Westshire, was on a carrier which responded to a large fight in the street.

A colleague, fresh out of the box from Sandford in the county of Westshire, was on a carrier which responded to a large fight in the street.

My colleague, eager to show his prowess in jiu jitsu, applied a leg lock to one of the scrappers on the ground…

Imagine his dismay when his skipper shouted at him “Noddy (not his real name), will you get off my f**king legs…!!”